Ft. Worth

Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests? Follow Me On Twitter @Melthemack

Can a person choke and die on a life saver? Follow Me On Twitter @Melthemack

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? Follow Me On Twitter @Melthemack

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out It’s nose? Follow Me on Twitter @melthemack

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Follow Me On Twitter @melthemack

Brandy swings by to say what’s up to me and doesn’t she still look 12?? Check out the video because she’s gearing up to drop a new album and is still coming back to Television and has a part in the new Tyler Perry film, “The Marriage Counselor”

A FINE is a TAX for doing wrong. A TAX is a FINE for doing well!! Follow Me On Twitter @melthemack

If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with? Follow Me On Twitter @melthemack

Just a thought,…… But, When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty……. Follow Me on Twitter @melthemack

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation or a mass suicide attempt?! Follow Me On Twitter @melthemack

Why is lemonade made of artificial ingredients, while dish washing detergent contains real lemons? Follow Me On Twitter @melthemack

Why do Pharmacies make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front check out counter? Follow Me on Twitter @melthemack