Today’s Church Announcements were just too much! It opens with a hilarious story from Bernice Jenkins‘ past where she reveals how she crashed her car…

In these church announcements, prayer and donations go out to 98-year-old Gladys Wilkins to get her out of jail. Bernice Jenkins tells us she got…

Bernice Jenkins is back with her church announcements, and she’s talking about why a fight broke out at a “Scandal” party. Plus, she has something…

In these church announcements, we hear Bernice Jenkins reveal why the church needs women with naturally ashy skin and short nappy hair. As always, the…

In these church announcements, Bernice Jenkins encourages everyone to get in shape for the 2013 senior citizen praise dance team tryouts. Find out the team requirements, and hear…

Crackheads brought a different feel to the church nativity scene, and Bernice Jenkins talks all about it in these church announcements! Listen to your favorite…

Bernice Jenkins is getting in the holiday spirit, so she remixed “Jingle Bells” in these church announcements. Listen to Bernice Jenkins’ take on this Christmas…

In these church announcements from Bernice Jenkins, we hear about the gambling the congregation partook in. Hear to this funny bit below, and listen to…

Bernice Jenkins explains why Thanksgiving dinner was cancelled in these church announcements. But that’s not all she has to say, so listen to Bernice Jenkins’…

In this edition of church announcements from Bernice Jenkins, she talks about baby without a face, distributing naked pictures on an iPhone, and a homegoing…

Bernice Jenkins has post-election church announcements, and she has something for all the women that look like Rev. Al Sharpton in the face. Hear what else…

Bernice Jenkins recaps the Obama vs. Romney debate in these church announcements, and talks about the fight that broke out! Hear what went down below,…