5 Non-Obvious Reasons Justin Bieber is Nothing Like Jay-Z - Page 3

If ever there comes a time in life when you’re unsure of what to do or what to say. Simply pause. Take a deep breath. And ask yourself: ‘What Would Jay-Z Do?’ We’re not exactly sure how successful the outcome may be, but according to Justin Bieber, it can pretty effective– at least when it comes to dispelling rumors. When the 19-year-old pop star was asked to discuss his recent public downward spiral to Teen Vogue, he told them he didn’t need to explain — because HOV taught him better than that.

“I don’t need to address every speculation. Remember when Cam’ron dissed Jay-Z? Jay-Z didn’t even respond. Why didn’t he respond, because he’s Jay-Z.” ::drops mic:: 

First of all, how would you even remember, son? You were like, 12 when that beef was started. Second of all, responding to a rap diss and having to explain your inappropriate antics and blatant cries for help are not two of the same. And more importantly, you are nothing like Jay-Z. To prove it, we’ve formulated this lovely list to show just how much the teen heart-throb and rapper mogul truly differ.

Flashing. Lights. 

Justin Bieber attacks the paparazzi.

Jay-Z pays them no mind or avoids them all together.

My Chick Bad. 

Jay-Z is married to the hottest chick in the game.

Justin Bieber was dating one of the hottest actresses in Hollywood, but somehow managed to screw it up.

Won’t You Be My Neighbor?

Justin Bieber pisses off his neighbors by throwing loud parties, driving recklessly throughout the neighborhood and spitting in their faces.

Jay-Z does nice things for his neighbors like buying a generator to restore their power after a hurricane. Take notes, kid.

Puff, Puff, Pass

Justin Bieber smokes weed and takes pictures of himself doing it for the world [including his young legions of fans] to see.

Jay-Z smokes weed — hell, he even admitted it to Oprah — but he does it privately. HOV likes to keep it classy.

Access DENIED.

Justin Bieber gets turned away and even banned from nightclubs.

Jay-Z owns nightclubs. That is all.