The holiday season is upon us, and it’s only right to give back to the stars who bless us with so much entertainment, gossip and news, day in and day out.
But what do you buy someone who has everything? Check out the list of gifts we’d get for our favorite stars.
1. Beyoncé
Beyoncé has so much going on in her life that she doesn’t even have time to get on social media and give a good read to a hater like she probably wants to. This holiday season, we’re asking Santa to create a Beyonce agency, aka The Beygency, where Bey-hivers can get paid just to defend their queen and protect her flawless image.
2. Rihanna
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RiRi is pretty busy taking over the world, so she probably doesn’t have time to personally roll all of the joints she smokes. This Christmas, we’re getting Ri a joint-rolling machine. It’s the perfect gift for any stoner looking to save a lot of time rolling joints, and can even help you learn to roll better.
3. Teyana Taylor
2016 was the year of Teyana Taylor. This Christmas, Santa should grant the star more studio time so we can get that new album ASAP.
4. Drake
Everyone was hopeful for Drake’s love life this year, with rumors swirling that he and Rihanna were a couple. But that didn’t work out and fans hoped he’d get back with Serena Williams. That didn’t happen either. The rapper, who just dropped a song called ‘Fake Love,’ needs real love more than anything this holiday season.
5. Kylie Jenner
The young star has been caught in the middle of a beef between her BF Tyga and her (not-so-secret) admirer 21 Savage. This Christmas, we’d get Kylie a new boo in the meantime, until the heat from T-Raww and 21 dies down.
6. Amber Rose
Muva revealed last week that she’d be taking a break from social media until the new year. But what will we do without seeing our favorite, self proclaimed “bald head scallywag” slaying our timelines? We’d get Amber a private IG account this holiday, just so that she can post never-before-seen pics of herself without fans knowing it’s her. Win-Win situation.
7. Tyga
Every other day, there’s a news report about Tyga being sued for overdue rent or late car payments. For Christmas, Santa should pay off all of the rapper’s debts, and reimburse Kylie Jenner all the money she’s loaned him.
8. Kanye West
Considering everything going on with Kanye this year, it would be nice if he could travel back in time to speak to all the geniuses who’ve inspired him to be the mastermind we know today. We’re asking Santa to send Kanye back in time to get some wisdom from the likes of Walt Disney, Steve Jobs and even his mom.
9. Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian has had a pretty tough year. With her traumatic robbery and now rumors of her and Kanye getting a divorce, we’d grant Mrs. West more time off from the lights and cameras. Not too much time so that we’d forget her, but just enough time for her to regain her confidence in the world and in her self(ies).
10. Blac Chyna
You can’t talk about 2016 without mentioning the glo’up that is Blac Chyna. She started out the year single, reportedly dating Future, and ended the year with a new man, a ring, and brand new baby girl, Dream Kardashian, with fiancé Rob Kardashian. This Christmas, we’d pay for Chyna’s next tattoo that should say “Life Is But A Dream.” Sounds fitting, right?
