Chris Brown Naked Woman

Chris Brown Finds Naked Woman In His Bed

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In today’s “doing too much” news…

Chris Brown found himself in an awkward position Wednesday when he came home from Vegas to find a naked woman in his bed (not Karrueche). The “Ayo” singer did what anyone would do — no, not jump in the sheets with her — call the cops! The woman had spray painted “I LOVE YOU” on the kitchen counter and Mrs. Brown on his Rolls Royce.

Apparently the 21-year-old woman had been there for a while because there were dishes and discarded food in the kitchen. Homegirl probably could have had a chance had she not messed with his car. She was booked for felony burglary and vandalism.

Breezy was like:

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When you’re as big as Shaquille O’Neal, falling is a life-threatening occurrence… for everyone around you. The NBA great stumbled, tumbled and caused an earthquake when he fell on the set of “Inside The NBA.”

In good sport, Shaq offered $500 to person who creates the funniest meme out of his fancy foot work.

So naturally, the remixes have begun.

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Dwyane Wade Takes Metrosexual To New Levels

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So this happened…

Not only does Dwyane Wade paint his nails, he does a mean cat eye too. The star NBA baller posted a photo on Instagram, of him painting a woman’s face and Gabrielle Union thinks it’s cute.

We’re just going to leave this right here.