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DFW

ACCORDING TO WFAA: A woman was arrested Thursday afternoon after getting in the driver’s seat of a DART paratransit van and driving on to Central Expressway with passengers still inside. According to a DART spokesman, the customer originally called DART Police at 11:54 a.m. complaining about not being dropped off at her appointment before everyone […]

Sports

Today Jason Richardson won the silver in the 110 meter hurdles in 13.04 at the 2012 Summer Olympics in London. In 2011, Richardson ran 13.16 to win the 110 meter hurdles World Championship in Daegu, South Korea, after Robles (the initial winner) was disqualified. His personal best is 12.98 seconds, set in June 2012 at […]

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