An escaped convict on the run from an open prison taunted police on Facebook – by posting a picture of himself tucking into his Christmas dinner.
Crook Craig ‘Lazie’ Lynch, 28, was serving a seven year sentence for aggravated burglary at Hollesley Bay prison in Suffolk when he absconded on September 24 this year.
Last week it came to light that Lynch has successfully evaded Suffolk police ever since, despite posting regular status updates on the social networking website.
Over the festive period arrogant Lynch has revelled in his notoriety and continued to mock the police.
On Christmas Day he posted a picture of himself taking a turkey out of the oven while swearing at the camera.
Underneath he wrote: “if any of you was doubtin my freedom. Here’s proof. How the f**k could i get my hands on a bird like this in jail. ha ha.”
On the same day Lynch, who now has 1,247 Facebook friends, posted: “YES YES i f**kin made it to xmas i beat their f**kin system and i love it.”
Cocky
On Boxing Day at 16.41 Lynch posted: “It is freezin out there. I wonder if i can take the right piss and stay out til the summertime ha ha.”
While on Sunday morning the cocky criminal taunted police for their failure to track him down.
He wrote: “good mornin everyone. I had a funny feelin that my door was going to come off this mornin then i remembered. The old bill are as thick as s**t. And went back to sleep.”
At one point Lynch thought his cover had been blown when he heard the sound of emergency vehicles approaching.
He posted: “Oh No sirens!! Its happening”, before adding later “false alarm it was an ambulance.”
LOL Those cops probably got a lump a coal for Christmas from their bosses…
