6 Reasons Why Penelope Cruz Is The Greatest Director Ever

If you’re absolutely, positively going to make something with half-naked hot chicks in it, let a hot chick that looks great half-naked do it.

Agent Provocateur made the brilliant move of the decade hiring Penelope Cruz to write and direct their ad for their new line of lingerie. The line that Penelope Cruz and her sister, Monica, designed. Who better, then, to make sure it looks hot as hell?

In this video you will see most everything a lingerie ad should have, including a few things you don’t quite see coming. Giraffes and hanging supermodels anyone?

Here’s the best stuff though. In order from hella awesome to hella awesomer:

1. Hot chicks are everywhere.

There are, literally, more beautiful women in this video than you have eyes to take them in. Repeat viewings will be necessary. In fact, feel free to set aside an afternoon and take your time with it. Alone. With the lights dimmed just so.

2. There are non-white women in it

Well…there’s only a few, but at least there’s some representation for women that don’t look European.

3. She put her hot sister in it

You know commitment to the craft when they keep it in the family. So not only did Monica Cruz help make the lingerie, but she also models in it. Pregnant. That pink babydoll number is fire, ensuring that even when your lady’s belly is swole, you will be too.

4. Women dancing

Yum. Feel the beat ladies. Feel it.

5. Wet girls

Really? A shower next to the pool with girls doing a sexy shimmy? Girls in the pool floating their slender frames around the crystal-blue water? It’s like being a 13-year-old boy all over again.

6. Irina Shayk

In a commercial full of models, Irina Shayk stands out. That’s some next-level attractiveness right there. Some strikingly, scaldingly, painful-to-the-touch hotness. Damn. Excellent casting choice Ms. Cruz!

Javier Bardem? Aw…it’s over. Nope. Skip that. Time to restart.

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