5) You’re struggling to get that chunky ring off your MIDDLE finger. It wasn’t even a friendship/promise/holdthistilwegetengaged ring on your RING finger. It was a “I was at Forever 21and thought this would look cute on your Hennessy drink in ass” ring.
4) How much Molly did you pop to make you think getting in the tub with your clothes on was a good idea? We put this gif in reverse to help it make sense, since you were already in the tub with your bubbles at the BEGINNING.