Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? Follow me on Twitter @melthemack
Why does your nose run and your feet smell!? Follow me on twitter @melthemack
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance? Follow Me On Twitter @melthemack
If you can’t drink and drive, why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots? Follow Me On Twitter @Melthemack
Why is an elevator still called an elevator even when its going down? Follow Me on Twitter @melthemack
If you try to fail and suceed, what did you just do? Follow Me on Twitter @melthemack
If Love is Blind, how could there be love at first site!?!? Folliow me on twitter @melthemack
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Been watching tv with my son Jack (18 mos old), but thought, if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn!? Follow me on twitter @melthemack
