In this week’s Pulse Report, doggies, we got sh*t steaming out the pot as we look at 5-0 Cent “magically” making his a** disappear from rap, ask Drake to get “over” himself, laugh at Game turning back into Mr. Potato Head, see Jim Jones blog about Cam’ron and SOHH much more!
[Editor’s Note: The views of this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH.com]
1. Disappearing Act
Black Magic, 5-0? Is this what you’ve really come up with? LMFAO. What happened to the next album being a double-disc so you could get the f*ck off Interscope Records and see who is gonna bid the highest on your boring worthless uncreative career? First off, let me just point out that this doggy has had a great run in hip-hop or the rap game, whatever y’all wanna call it, but trying to squeeze a few dollars out of some other genres to save his a** from completely becoming irrelevant? LMFAO. Hold up, let me show y’all exactly what 5-0 is talking about these past few days:
“I went to a nightclub afterparty,” 50 said. “I’m traveling with my live band, I took my band with me and sequenced it and recorded the actual record while I was out there. I did two other songs I had production for. I had been writing those songs for a while. So I finished them and recorded them while I was out. New Black Magic project, I’m excited about it. It has a totally different vibe. I won’t allow myself to be placed in a box when I can only do one style or one kind of music. They should expect the unexpected on this project. It’s good. If they can understand how I enjoy different genres of music and different styles; for the people who have various tastes in music, they’ll really like it.”
Shaking My F*CKING Head (SMFH) at this doggy. Look, I already know y’all are gonna hate on me for using this clown as a main headline topic, but someone needs to please open his f*cking eyes up to what it is that he’s saying. LMFAO. Oh sh*t, I’m about to tear this doggy up, straight puppy chow, but I’mma let him TRY to explain once again what it is he’s doing with this “new” album that’s coming out.
“My Black Magic album, I’ve been listening to a lot of different kinds of music. I just want to create something that’s outta the box,” 50 told radio host Tim Westwood. “It ain’t the same style, same kinda music. I’m using different song formats. I’ll write a rap song in a sequence of a different kind of record…To write it in a different format, instead of writing it the way the traditional rap record is written, it’s to experiment with different things. It’s still hip-hop music, still 50 Cent content, it’s just written in a different way.”
LMFAO!!! Please get this f*cker out of rap, IMMEDIATELY. We’ll keep @LLoydBanks a while longer and maybe @TonyYayo b/c he’s just entertaining as sh*t, but 5-0 Cent should hang his head down for trying to promote some bogus a** attempt at making “new” music that ain’t rap like this is some brilliant idea he has just come up with. LOL. Y’all need proof, peep this sh*t:
