5. Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
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We have abbreviations, mostly because we’re too lazy to spell it out, or we can’t spell it. But who can spell “abbreviated” without autocorrect??
4. Why are APARTments…so close together??
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Until I stop hearing my neighbors having the sex I wish I was, call them TOGETHERments.
3. Why do people say they’re “crack broke?”
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All the crackheads I know find a way to get money to get high, so. You might be crack RICH if you apply yourself.
2. What happens if you scare someone half to death, twice?
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I learned in math class that two halves is a whole. So….they dead…?
1. Why do people ask, “Can I ask you a question?”
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You literally JUST asked a question before you had permission, so why are you asking permission to ask a question, when you already asked a question without permission? Just rude.
