We all have those quirky things we say that, when you really think about them, make no sense. Here are some of my faves.

5. “Every Now and Then”

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So you literally never stop? If you come around every now, which is every second, do you never leave…?

4. “You Can’t Have Your Cake and Eat it Too”

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So what, you wanna serve me a slice of cake and make me stare at it?? I would like to eat it, if I have it.

3. “Killing 2 Birds with 1 Stone”

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Where is PETA? Why would you wanna kill any bird – besides yard bird? But don’t kill them with a stone!!!

2. “Pardon My French”

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Just because you’re about to cuss…you’re still cussing in English. Don’t insult the language of romance like this.

1. “You’re Preaching to the Choir”

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I know it means you’re telling someone something they already know, but doesn’t the choir need the word too? Just because they can sing doesn’t mean they’re saved.

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