Mother’s Day is this Sunday, and maybe you’re stuck on what to get your mom. Don’t you dare get her a card. Here are some better ideas:
5. Flowers
It’s basic, but it at least shows you care enough to not get her a gift card.
4. Cook Dinner
She cooked and cleaned for you until you were old enough to make your own noodles; show her you know how to slave over a hot stove too!
3. Spa Date
How many times have you heard your mama say her feet hurt? Head hurts? Back? Well let her get butt naked and let a big strong man rub on her.
2. Space
I know you love your mama, and she undoubtedly loves you too. But do her a favor: leave her alone! Give mama a day where she can watch her stories, read a book, and sleep with no worries of the phone ringing because you have a question about your laundry.
1. Money
You’ve spent your entire life borrowing money from her, so give her the gift of being an adult and paying back some of it.