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We usually blame the lighter skinned individuals for a lack of rhythm but believe it or not there are some tanned persons who just don’t quite cut it.

There are the celeb’s that have the one hip wine they rely on, but we can see right through it! Others try hard but simply look, welp, like they’re trying too hard! Not everyone can be Beyonce or Ciara but geez, catch the beat.

Victim #1: Ashanti

Victim #2: Alicia Keys

Victim #3: Amerie

Victim #4: Brandy

Victim #5: Michelle Williams

Some people should just not have any choreography!!!

Victim #6 Mary J. Blige

David Gregory only made her look good by comparison

Here’s some advice:

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