If someone told you he was a chronic liar, would you believe him? Follow Me On Twitter @melthemack

This one is for the Ladies!!! Why is chocolate not considered a vegetable, since chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? Follow Me on Twitter @melthemack

Why do you bake cookies and cook bacon? Follow Me On Twitter @melthemack

If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu what would you get? Follow Me on Twitter @melthemack

When fat people go skinny dipping, shouldn’t they call it ”chunky dunking”? Follow Me on Twitter @melthemack

Why is common sense so uncommon? Follow Me On Twitter @melthemack

If honesty is the best policy, then is dishonesty the second best policy? Follow Me On Twitter @melthemack

Why doesn’t glue stick to theinside of the bottle? Follow Me on Twitter: @melthemack

If money deosn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? Follow Me On Twitter @Melthemack

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will anyone ever know? Follow Me on Twitter: @melthemack HAVE A SAFE LABOR DAY WEEKEND!!

Can you cry under water? Follow Me on Twitter @melthemack

What was the best thing before sliced bread?  Follow Me On Twitter @melthemack