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Last month, Carnival Cruise Lines hosted the world’s first “Cougar Cruise” for women of a certain age, and the young guys who like to drill them.

–Sadly, Carnival has announced it won’t be hosting another “Cougar Cruise” . . . allegedly to protect its family-friendly image. Which sort of makes you wonder what kind of debauchery went down on the first one. Not that it matters anymore . . .

–That’s because Royal Caribbean has stepped up to the plate and announced plans for its own “Cougar Cruise” this spring.

–According to a spokesman for Royal Caribbean, quote, “We have no reason to deny this group the opportunity to sail on our ship. We assume this group will follow our guest conduct policy, just like any other guest. We have no reason to think otherwise.”

–The cruise is scheduled for May 16th through the 23rd aboard Royal Caribbean’s Mariner of the Seas. It will go from Los Angeles to Mexico, with stops in Cabo San Lucas, Mazatlan and Puerto Vallarta.

–Cabins start as low as $399 per person . . . but that’s for double occupancy rooms. (–Translation: Unless you want your pervy friend watching while you bag yourself a hot in the pants cougar . . . or some prey . . . you need to spring for your own room).