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This weekend was enough to make anyone sad, so we all need to smile. Here are a few reasons I’m smiling today.

5. My ex got married Saturday

Wedding DIY

Source: Wedding DIY

I’m not smiling because I’m happy for him; I’m smiling because hopefully he’ll stop texting me that he miss me. Good luck, sis!

4. I haven’t had sex in 8 months

Happy woman wearing tank top and sunglasses

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I’m not smiling because I’m celibate; I’m smiling because when times get hard, at least I know I don’t have herpes. Hey Usher! Allegedly.

3. I got a crack in my windshield

Neel Kashkari scraping frost from the windshield of his SUV

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I’m not smiling because I have to get it fixed. I’m smiling because I have Ohio plates and don’t need an inspection sticker, so I never have to get it fixed! Hey, Texas!

2. My family is coming in town this weekend

JAIMEE FOXWORTH;REGINALD VELJOHNSON;ROSETTA LENOIRE;JOMARIE PAYTON;KELLIE SHANYGNE WILLIAMS;DARIUS MCCRARY

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I’m not smiling because I’ll be happy to see them. I’m smiling because they like to pay for everything. Hey mama!

1. My book event is Friday!

Gucci Mane Signs Copies Of His New Book 'The Autobiography Of Gucci Mane'

Source: Jamie McCarthy / Getty

I’m not smiling because I’m excited about it. I’m smiling because after y’all buy this book, I can pay my car note. Hey, Nissan!

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