This weekend was enough to make anyone sad, so we all need to smile. Here are a few reasons I’m smiling today.
5. My ex got married Saturday
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I’m not smiling because I’m happy for him; I’m smiling because hopefully he’ll stop texting me that he miss me. Good luck, sis!
4. I haven’t had sex in 8 months
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I’m not smiling because I’m celibate; I’m smiling because when times get hard, at least I know I don’t have herpes. Hey Usher! Allegedly.
3. I got a crack in my windshield
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I’m not smiling because I have to get it fixed. I’m smiling because I have Ohio plates and don’t need an inspection sticker, so I never have to get it fixed! Hey, Texas!
2. My family is coming in town this weekend
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I’m not smiling because I’ll be happy to see them. I’m smiling because they like to pay for everything. Hey mama!
1. My book event is Friday!
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I’m not smiling because I’m excited about it. I’m smiling because after y’all buy this book, I can pay my car note. Hey, Nissan!
