You ever get that text that your phone bill is overdue? Don’t worry; there’s worse news you could receive.
5. The HR lady hands you a garnishment letter
– if you thought your account was overdrawn before…honey, you’re about to get acquainted with the wonderful world of payday loans.
4. You get an email that your rent is going up
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You’re always late on the rent, but now the price of rent plus late fees, is about to just be rent??? Time to get a second job so you can continue being irresponsible.
3. You get a letter saying your food stamps are getting cut off
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you just told your cousin she could get $100 for the $50, and they got the nerve to cut of your side hustle money?? That’s probably why they cut if off; they know you not feeding that baby $500 a month worth of food.
2. The clinic calls and tells you they need to have a word with you
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you knew you were out here naked-heading, but everyone does it, right…? Yea, everyone with herpes. Ask Usher. Allegedly.
1. You internet provider texts you a reminder that your promotional period ended
That $19.99 sounded real good when you got internet, but those 12 months went by real quick didn’t they? Now they want you to pay $39.99 to watch your jailbroken firestick on?? You better call and threaten to cancel, so they can offer you that promotional price for 12 more months.
