I got microbladed yesterday. As I was in pain, I thought to myself: women do a lot of things that men couldn’t care less about.
5. Getting Our Hair Done All Fancy
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I’ve pulled more guys in a ponytail than I ever have with designer baby hairs. Is that because they imagine pulling it…?
4. Getting Our Nails Done
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As long as there isn’t any dirt under your fingernails, what man is looking at your hand and asking if it’s gel or acrylic??
3. Wearing Expensive Clothes
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You can look like a million bucks…in a $5 dress from Rainbow. I know; I did it Saturday. And believe me, men don’t know the difference.
2. Wearing Makeup
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Most men don’t know the difference between concealer and contour, and don’t care if you wear it. Just put on some chapstick.
1. Getting a Butt Job
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Last time I checked, Megan Thee Stallion’s butt was real, and she has the whole country drooling over her. Don’t no real man want no fix-a-flat filled, concrete carrying, helium heavy posterior. Do some squats and keep it moving.
