CLOSE

My mom’s retirement party was this past weekend and I was greeted by a bunch of family I forgot I had. You probably have them in your family too. Let’s discuss.

5. The Messy Cousin You Almost Fight

Playful African American girl and boy having a pillow fight at home.

Source: skynesher / Getty

You never told her any of your business, but somehow she knows your boyfriend ain’t that baby’s daddy, and you might have to kill her before she ruins your life.

4. The Bad Ass Kid

Elementary age, African American girl being bullied at school.

Source: fstop123 / Getty

You asked Karen before she came if she was bringing her kids. She said no and brought him anyway. He cusses, smokes cigarettes, and sells dope. And he’s in the 4th grade!! Where is Job Corps??

3. The Auntie Who Can’t Cook

Rotten Orange

Source: Jessica Lia / Getty

She doesn’t even wait for you to get her food, she’s happy to scoop a whole heap of potato salad onto your plate. Hope there’s a dog you can feed it to.

2. The Drunk Uncle

Mature man in jeans and shirt leaning back on red wall

Source: Vladimir Vladimirov / Getty

Obviously it’s loud at a family function, but somehow your loud ass uncle manages to talk over everyone about his new Jesus sandals that he got from Burlington, that match his short set ever so perfectly. Uncle Leroy, nobody cares!

1. The Begging Sister

College student friends talk together on university campus.

Source: fstop123 / Getty

She always walks in like it’s all good, but everyone knows to hide their valuables like Debo on Friday. She only needs a little something to hold her over until payday. “A little something” being “about $458.94. And if you can’t do me that, lemme just get $248.82. Bye Felicia.”

Also On 97.9 The Beat:
49 Famous People From Dallas-Ft. Worth (PHOTOS)
BET's Social Awards 2018 - Show
49 photos
×