Shrimp Fried Rice Bandit Caught Stealing Co-Worker’s Lunch
HR let the victim review security tapes after his shrimp fried rice disappeared from the office fridge.
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@ZamToscani shared a riveting office drama on Twitter Thursday, and the story continued to unfold Friday morning.
The tale includes a stolen order of shrimp fried rice, a chill-ass HR department and a cold-blooded villain at the center of it all.
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979448251546927104
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979451816478846976
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979454387268419584
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979459377504505856
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979460315027877888
Dude got hit by a smooth criminal.
Keep flipping for more.
So at this point we have to assume he did her dirty, right? Either that or she’s a legitimate danger to society.
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979460775197655040
He doesn’t want smoke, and doesn’t want her to get fired.
Dude just wanted to know who did it.
This is deeper than shrimp fried rice.
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979752976750227456
This is seriously better than television. Even if he’s making this up from his mom’s basement, this is quality programming.
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979761000445501440
Lol she said “Why you snitching, Zak?”
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979763900487950336
The folks who wrote The Office couldn’t make this shit up.
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979766654136598528
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979775824114036736
How do we go on from here? As an office, as a society, we just let people steal other peoples shrimp fried rice and act like it didn’t happen?
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979783218462310407
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979794653485531137
This can’t be life.
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979809832940093440
You should probably check your fridge to make sure your lunch didn’t run off while you were reading this.
Shrimp Fried Rice Bandit Caught Stealing Co-Worker’s Lunch was originally published on globalgrind.com