Beyonce has been doing a lot of writing these days. From letters to the First Lady to her mother, Tina Knowles and even to a blind kid. Yes, a blind kid. Beyonce’s all-of-a-sudden writing skills were the catalyst to my spinning wheel of a brain. I started thinking that maybe if Beyonce spent a little more time writing her own lyrics, she wouldn’t be caught out here making songs that have got her singing some of the most ghetto lyrics I’ve ever heard in a catchy tune.
I’m not sure how many of you pay attention to the lyrics the beautiful Bey sings, but they can get pretty ratchet.
Check out her top 10 ghetto lyrics below, including an honorary mention.
1. Get Me Bodied (Extended Remix)
Pat your weaves ladies pat pat pat your weaves ladies watch it while he check up on it
Does this need any explanation? I mean, when your weave itches, patting is very effective.
2.That’s How You Like It
I need a thug that’ll have my back
Doo-rag, Nike Airs to match
Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that
You want your man to have a dod-rag that matches his shoes? She ratchettttttt!
3. Suga Momma
Damn that was so good I wanna buy him a short set
Puttin’ you on my taxes already, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I promise I won’t let no bills get behind
Cause every touch, every kiss and hug
You ‘bes believe it’ll be on time
So because your man’s loving so good, you’re gonna get him a short set, put him on your taxes and never let a bill get behind? If that’s not a hoodrat, I don’t know what is!
4. Ring The Alarm
When I need answers, accusations
What you mean you gone choke?
“Gone choke?” Ok Beyonce.
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5. Kitty Kat
How you gon’ neglect this?
You is just a hot mess
You can call Tyrone
You ain’t gots to lie Craig
Everything about this lyric has me imaging Beyonce with a gold tooth.
6. Single Ladies
Got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips
hold me tighter than my Dereon jeans
acting up, drink in my cup
I couldn’t care less what you think
Well. I don’t know what’s worse, wearing Dereon or wearing jeans in the club.
I be on the hotline like err’day
Makin’ sure the DJ know what I want him to play
You “be” Beyonce? Ok girl! I be up there too!
Na, na, na, diva is a female version of a hustla
No it isn’t. A Diva is a female opera singer.
9. Video Phone
I love how you approach me
Fresh white with your pants hangin’ grown man low
Everything you sayin’ soundin’ good to me
Why do you want someone with his pans hanging “grown man low?”
Ladies, if you love your man show him you the flyest
Grind up on it, girl, show him how you ride it
Let me get this right. You want me to grind on my man to show him that I’m fly? Ok.
*Honorary Mention: Run The World (Girls)
Make your checks come at they neck
I think I need a barber
None of these ** can fade me
Im so good with this,
I remind you im so hood with this
Beyonce’s hood is all the way showing in “Run the World.” Checks coming at necks and b*tches can’t “fade” you instead of “phase” you. Wow.
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