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Top 5 Reasons I Didn’t Make it to College

5)  Because the 11th grade was the best 3 years of my life….
4)  Because I couldnt find nobody to keep my kids……
3)  When i went to fill out my student loan paperwork my pen kept going out…..
2)  At the time I was really into tv and didnt want to miss too many episodes of Young and the Restless…..
1) Because when I took the SAT, my score was the same as my credit score is today, 270….
Today’s top 5 is sponsored by the hottest new toy for xmas, it’s a throwback actually, the Rubiks Cube….the longer you play with it, the harder it gets

Special K’s Top 5 Reasons I Didn’t Make it to College  was originally published on rickeysmileymorningshow.com