Black Eyed Peas frontman and professional beatmaker shows his true colors in a new interview with Elle, and the colors are, uh…kind of out there.

The East L.A. native is in a committed relationship he refuses to discuss, but he did share his unique perspective on what makes a woman dateable. For one, she’d better not have prophylactics in her home: “If she had condoms in her house, that would just f****n’ throw me off. That’s just tacky.”

So, condoms are out, as are wet sinks. But baby wipes are a must: “You don’t wipe the sink after you use it? Dry it off! And if she’s got only dry toilet paper and no baby wipes next to the toilet. You ain’t got no baby wipes?”

The man knows what’s important to him!

One thing he doesn’t consider tacky, apparently, is oversharing. He also revealed that he staved off any urge to self-pleasure until the ripe age of 19. Things everyone wants to know, right?

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