Lil Wayne is featured on Rolling Stone magazine’s February 2011 issue, which is being billed as his first interview since his release from prison last November.

Naturally, the pint-sized, 28-year-old rapper lied about his time at Riker’s Island, which was mostly spent in solitary or in special housing to protect him from the other inmates.

I’d bust a nigga’s ass at Uno,” he told writer Josh Eells. “We gamble for phone time. I’d take nigga’s commissary: Lemme get them cookies, lemme get them chips, get that soup.” Yeah, right Weezy.

The most interesting excerpt from the interview was Weezy admitting he was butt hurt because other celebrities ignored him in public (maybe he should stay out of prison?):

When Wayne sat court-side at a recent Miami Heat/New Orleans Hornets game he was upset that Lebron James and Dwayne Wade never came over to talk to him.

“Them niggas never speak to a nigga,” he says. “They don’t chuck me the deuce or nothing. Nigga spent all that money on them fucking tickets… Come holla at me. We sit right by them little bitch-ass niggas. At least come ask me why I’m not rooting for you.”