DJ Khaled‘s incredible Snapchat has single-handedly redeemed him from I Changed A Lot, one of the worst albums of the year. Inspired by Khaled’s seemingly infinite supply of pearls of wisdom, product designer George Kedenburg III built a website called theydontwantyouto.win that assemble all of Khaled’s keys to life in one place, from “I told y’all this before, when you have a swimming pool do not use chlorine, use salt water” to “LIIIION” to “jet ski sounds.”The site selects one of a few dozen Khaled-ism at random. For the next Khaled-ism, simply click the “Another One” button.Head to theydontwantyouto.win to access all of the 🔑s.
